EXIT STRATEGY
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THE PORTABLE SAUNA
You can take this with you practically anywhere—business trips,
family vacations, or your favorite all-you-can-eat buffet.
($79.99, thelashop.com)
Cleaning-Mop Romper
Is there an equivalent to a
529 plan for future intensive
therapy? ($11, wish.com)
THE HOT TUB BOAT
A “Vinylester hull topped with a
sla;ed deck handcra;ed from
African teak.” It’s electric, so, you
know, good for the environment.
($75,000, hammacher.com)
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Pet Stroller
We’re trying to rig ours
with a dogPacer treadmill!
($124.98, chewy.com)
(Treadmill sold separately,
$562.40, amazon.com)
Beardski
Pair this ski mask with a tassel hat
and you’ll be the spi;ing image
of a sporty young Dumbledore.
($29.29, amazon.com)
Tailgate
Hammock
We’re pre;y sure
this was intended for
stationary use, but
it looks like a handy
rumble seat for
in-law overflow at the
holidays. ($162.99,
hammacher.com)
Mighty Carving Knife
If you haven’t already sufficiently
discouraged future in-law visits
(see above), it’s time for a li;le
turkey chain-saw massacre.
($89.99, sharperimage.com)
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